Actually, thanks to the marketing practice known as psychological pricing, it'll only technically cost you $6,999.
So if you have that kind of cash lying around and have always dreamed of spending a few days in Riviera Maya with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, jump in and become only the second person to purchase the package the team has listed on deal-of-the-day website LivingSocial.
The best part—and yes, I'm being mildly sarcastic—is that you're actually getting 56 percent off, according to the site. That means that someone out there has deemed that such a trip is actually worth about $16,000.
Those who decide to get in on this deal will "be able to mix and mingle with the cheerleaders at a meet-and-greet and enjoy a group dinner with staff and guests." You also get to stay at a five-star resort and watch a swimsuit fashion show, which I'll admit ain't a bad way to spend half a work week in April.
In order to buy, you'll have to act fast (the deal expires Friday), come up with seven Gs (minus a dollar) and be at least 21 years of age.
Or you can book any of these five-star resorts in the same spot during the same time for about a quarter of the price. It all depends on how much a cheerleader meet-and-greet, a bikini fashion show and a dinner with "staff and guests" is worth to you.
(Hat tip: Jon Machota of the Dallas Morning News)
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