WARNING: The attached video contains expletives. Big time.
This list has been compiled in no particular order, apart from this one. This is the undoubted No. 1 most awkward press conference in football history.
What is more awkward then a manager singling out a member of the press and calling him the rudest word possible?
It was Joe Kinnear's first press conference as Newcastle United's interim manager and he took exception to The Daily Mirror's Simon Bird and The Daily Express' Niall Hickman (who were both in attendance) reporting that his under-performing players had been given a day off on Monday.
He took exception in the style of Gordon Ramsay after realizing he left a fork in a bowl and he'd blown up the microwave. Swearing 52 times in six minutes.
You know a press conference is going to be awkward when it starts with the manager sitting down and immediately saying:
Joe Kinnear: Which one is Simon Bird?
Simon Bird: Me.
JK: You're a ****.
SB: Thank you
JK: Which one is Hickman? You are out of order. Absolutely ******* out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can **** off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that ******* crap. No ******* way, lies. ****, you're saying I turned up and they ****** off.
SB: No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?
JK: I've ******* read it, I've read it.