You’ve won the big game. You’ve beaten the odds.
And now you’re holding up the trophy you’ve waited your entire life for to the electric flash of a thousand cameras. Your teammates are all around you, hugging, sweating and crying tears of joy.
Holding that trophy in this moment, you can’t get enough of it. You want to bottle this joyous zephyr up and take it with you wherever you go.
Well, you can’t do that, but you can do the next best thing: Take this trophy that embodies everything you’ve worked for, and get absolutely crazy with it.
The following is a list of athletes, sports figures and random Joes who’ve had some strange encounters with these magical totems of victory.
They’re everything from obsessive and possessive to downright dumb and ridiculous. They are people doing weird stuff with trophies, and they’re in need of better supervision.