It is safe to say David Beckham will be fairly comfortable in his Parisian hotel that looks far more like a palatial estate.
Yahoo! Sports spotted some remarkable images of the dive where Beckham is supposedly kicking up his feet.
Becks does things far differently than most people. While my choice of hotels is weighed in favor of those with free breakfasts, his seem to be of the far more fancy variety.
The football star recently signed a five-month contract with PSG, marking yet another chapter in his prolific career.
While you take in this video tour and images of a lavish suite, remember that he is donating his entire salary from the recent contract to a children's charity.
According to the report, the club put Beckham up in the Hotel Le Bristol, a place that will run roughly €17,000 a night.
Um, I hope they have more than a mere continental breakfast, because breakfast without bacon is pretty annoying.
The suite features two bedrooms, two bathrooms -- one of which is made of pink Aurora marble (though both look white in the pictures) and has a steam shower and a bath for "total indulgence" -- a dining area that can accommodate up to 12 guests, a sitting room, a large dressing room...
The interesting part of the report is this particular suite is apparently suited for three people.
Um, says you.
I know for a fact that I have fit far more people into far tinier Las Vegas suites. All you need is a bit of creativity, and I am sure you can fit one other person in there comfortably.
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