With a packed NBA schedule featuring no fewer than 12 games, it's going to be tough to give every worthwhile storyline from Wednesday night its due.
That's great news for you, though, since it means there'll only be room for the choicest nuggets (and Denver Nuggets) of Association action.
Tony Parker and the San Antonio Spurs kept doing what they do, Kyrie Irving forgot to show up and the Chicago Bulls and Boston Celtics played a game that nobody on earth should have had to watch. And those were just a few examples from the evening's early entries.
There was also a transcendent performance by Indiana Pacers star Paul George, a decisive statement by Josh Smith and a massive stylistic mismatch between the high-scoring Houston Rockets and Chris Paul's slow-it-down L.A. Clippers.
Spoiler alert: The Clips definitely did not slow things down.
There was something for everybody on Wednesday night, unless "everybody" includes New York Knicks fans. Sorry Gothamites, it might be best if you just moved along.