The agony of picking out the perfect, witty name for your fantasy baseball team can drive a person insane.
Now that football season is over, it's officially "coming up with clever puns to name your fantasy baseball team" season:(— Evan J'daté Kessler(@EvanJKessler) February 5, 2013
My thoughts, exactly, Evan.
As a way to cut the noise, we've assembled some of Twitter's best offerings, as well as some offerings of our own.
Many people like to use team names, player names and the many acts that occur in every game as a means to begin coming up with their clever fantasy baseball team name.
I, for one, am a fan of puns.
Here are a few of my own lame attempts, which will certainly fall among the "worst" on this list:
- The Sean Doolittle Handymen
- I'm Coco for Coco Crisp's Coco Puffs
- Joba the Hutts (Joba Chamberlain)
- Reds Dead Redemption
- ARod's Roger Clemensy Appeal
One of my coworkers here at Bleacher Report came up with this one, which I thought was pretty clever, so we'll stash this in the "best" portion of the list:
- The Jason GiaMVPs
Twitter is always a great resource for topics like this. I'll let you decide which ones are the best and which are the worst.
From WI Sports Blog:
Fantasy Baseball Team Name: Zack & Miri Make a Morneau, Braun Supremacy, Honey Nut Ichiros, or A Priest walks into Aybar?— WI Sports Blog (@WISportsBlog) February 11, 2013
From Curtis Edmonds:
I officially announce that the name of my 2013 fantasy baseball team is "Zero Dark Theriot." #yourewelcometwitter— Curtis Edmonds (@Curtis_Edmonds) February 11, 2013
From Colby Williams:
My fantasy baseball team name is Scoreless in Seattle II. Its a shot at the Mariners juggernaut they have have as an offense.— Colby Williams (@colbydub12) February 7, 2013
From Mike Shaw:
Fantasy baseball team name this year? "Twice as Bryce" @bharper3407— Mike Shaw (@Michael_Shaw) February 11, 2013
From M. Portash:
Fantasy Baseball Team Name: Stefan Welch's Grape Juice.— M. Portash (@mjportash) February 11, 2013
Whatever you decide to name your fantasy baseball team, make sure to have fun and don't take it so seriously that you start throwing stuff.
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