Football is the beautiful game and celebrities are beautiful people (even Lisa Kudrow, in her own way). So when a celebrity supports a Premier League team it’s a doubly beautiful thing.
Like the sun setting over a city’s skyline, you get the beauty of nature and the beauty of modern architecture. Or, like when a pregnant woman gets on the bus, you offer her your seat and she says she doesn’t want it; you get the beautiful feeling of looking polite and the beauty of being able to sit down for the rest of your commute.
Jay-Z supporting Celtic? That’s cool. Cameron Diaz cheering on Brentford? Also cool. But when Drake says he is a fan of Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester United and Manchester City all at once? That’s embarrassing, not just for himself but for all football fans and male ducks alike.
When a star shows their support for your club it should be something to be proud of, but there are a few occasions when you might wish they hadn’t bothered—having a famous fan can be more trouble than it’s worth.
So here is a list of celebrity fans of Premier League sides that normal supporters are embarrassed by...