With the Premier League taking a break this weekend—unless you are a Swansea or Liverpool fan—the EPL table is no longer at the forefront of everybody's mind, for the next five days at least.
But there is one table which everybody has been hankering after. One list which separates the strong from the weak, the crass from the chic and the couture from the no-more.
The question on everybody's lips is not "why doesn't Robin van Persie dye his hair?" or "will Adel Taarabt wear gloves even when he is in Dubai?" but "where does my team's away shirt rank?"
Well fear not, fashion-ballers, here are those rankings.