I’m just a cranky jerk who hates fun, basketball and the whole college experience!
Let’s all form a posse and round up all the college students who want to enjoy a victory and put them in camps with straight jackets on so they can’t even hi-five!
All of that couldn’t be further from the truth—I love a good court rush. Hell, I’ve taken a tumble down a stairwell during a court storming and still hobbled out onto the hardwood to freak it out.
Why? Because court storming is (bleep)ing awesome.
But not all storms are created equal, and some make you want to apply a palm to your face and cry “No! Not in this situation! NOW IS NOT THE TIME! Think of the children!!”
The following are some of the most illogical and uncalled for court rushes we’ve seen.
I only ask that you take a moment to prepare yourself. Because we're about to get way too caught up in the moment.