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24) NFL-Tennessee_Titans-2008_NFL_Mock_Draft_Tennessee_Titans-220308">Tennessee Titans: Kentwan Balmer, DT, North Carolina
25) NFL-Seattle_<a%20href=">Seahawks-2008_NFL_Mock_Draft_Seattle_Seahawks-230308">Seattle Seahawks: Chris Williams, OT, Vanderbilt
26) Jaguars-Auburn_Football-2008_NFL_Mock_Draft_Jacksonville_Jaguars-260308">Jacksonville Jaguars: Quentin Groves, OLB/DE, Auburn
27) Chargers-2008_NFL_Mock_Draft_San_Diego_Chargers-260308">San Diego Chargers: Jeff Otah, OT, Pittsburgh
28) Cowboys-2008_NFL_Mock_Draft_Dallas_Cowboys-140308">Dallas Cowboys: Chris Johnson, RB, East Carolina
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My daughter spilled something into my keyboard, causing almost all of the keys to randomly stick and drive me completely insane.
So if this column sucks, blame it on my keyboard not working right.
By the way, I’ve wondered Raiders-What_is_up_With_all_the_Freaking_Oakland_Raiders_Stories_on_Bleacher_Report_-270308">why there are so many Raiders articles on this site as well.
My theory: Anonymous is a Raiders fan.
Pick No. 29: San Francisco 49ers
This type of stuff entertains me.
The 49ers trade into the end of the first round last year and out of this season’s first round because they think they’re going to be a playoff team in 2008.
Now, I’m not claiming to be any type of personnel genius, but if I’m building an offense that’s going to lead a team to the playoffs, I might remember to include an NFL quality wide receiver or two.
And maybe a quarterback that isn’t so pathetic that his coach has to openly question his manhood.
But that’s just me. What the heck do I know?
So, because they ridiculously overestimated the amount of talent on their own roster, the 49ers ended up trading the seventh pick in the draft to the Patriots.
The rich don’t get richer because the system is slanted—they get richer because the poor are typically stupid.
Poor Frank Gore played his heart out and never had so much as a small hole to run through. Running through eight and nine man fronts is no easy task, even for the great running back out of Miami.
The 49ers failed miserably when they attempted to improve their passing game by breaking the Drew Bledsoe rule and trading for a washed up player within their own division (Darrell Jackson).
For those of you not familiar with the Drew Bledsoe rule, it’s pretty simple:
If a team is willing to trade a player to another team in its own division, then it’s buyer-beware.
The Patriots traded Drew Bledsoe to the Bills. The Bills thought they swindled the Patriots out of an all-pro quarterback.
Turns out, the Patriots knew a little more about their own player than the Bills did.
Do you think Seattle might have known a little something about Darrell Jackson?
(For the record, I have no idea who came up with the Drew Bledsoe rule. It could have been me. I could have stolen it from someone else. I'm just not confident enough that it was my idea to take full credit for it.)
This season, the 49ers went and signed the ageless Isaac Bruce, who will work with his former head-coach and offensive coordinator Mike Martz (Mike Martz will not be mentioned again in this column...he deserves his own column).





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