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Ohio State vs. Michigan Fans

Have you ever gotten the feeling that your wife and her family are smarter than you and your family? I painted a dinosaur mural on my son’s nursery and afterwards, a dinosaur theme has developed with Colin, where people buy him bibs, and shirts, and blankets with dinosaurs. Or, I should say my wife's family—who all went to University of Michigan—buys dinosaur shirts. My family —who all went to Ohio State”’—buys dragons and calls them dinosaurs.

 

Differences in Education


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Relatedly (I’m sure), weddings are much different. Jessica’s family barely drinks and often has dry events. I have a cousin who once shat in the urinal after a banquet hall cut us off.

So, I guess the point is: Ohio State fans, while having a terrible grasp of paleontology, are a lot more fun to party with.

Sean FlanneryContributor IDecember 23, 2016

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