There are a lot of footballers we’d all love to party with. Imagine the fun you’d have with Mario Balotelli, for example, or the stories Ronaldinho could tell you over a cocktail.
But there are others you might want to avoid.
Nicolas Anelka is known as “Le Sulk.” Not only would you have to put up with his moods and his selfishness, but you’d also face the possibility of waking up on the other side of the world.
Joey Barton could well be a great guy, but a lot of people think otherwise. Do you really want your night out to be punctuated by people trying to punch your friend in the face?
As for Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, his soft voice would be hard to hear above the Swedish House Mafia. More importantly, the Arsenal way would suggest Wenger would leave you to buy all the drinks.
Put this one down as a bit of fun, but feel free to add your suggestions below!