Oh, how the dynamic of sports betting has changed.
While "prop bets" have been around for awhile, their popularity seems to have grown exponentially over the past few years.
Nowadays, instead of betting the spread like some moth-eaten schmuck, you can wager your life savings on what color Gatorade the winning coach will be doused with, or what the Dow Jones will do following the game.
Some things are just more important, and more predictable, than picking winners, so stop trying to decide who has the schematic advantage and pull out the raw Alicia Keys National Anthem footage.
But seriously, I'm here to help.
Prop bets are a great way for non-sports fans, as well as neutral sports lovers, to enjoy the game, and they certainly make betting on it more exciting.
That being said, I'm going to rank the 10 safest prop bets based on research and instinct, neither of which is very reliable in the world of prop bets. Oh well. Here goes nothing.
The full list of prop bets can be found here.