The good news, according to the Super Bowl commercial presented by Mercedes-Benz, is that you don't have to sell your soul to own the 2013 CLA.
Some of the other perks may take some soul selling.
Mercedes-Benz is getting all the star power they can out of their Super Bowl commercial that boasts the attributes of the new CLA.
Among the things you can expect from owning this fine automobile is having moves like Usher and being greeted on the red carpet by Kate Upton.
Yup, all you have to do is sell your soul to an entity who looks remarkably like Willem Dafoe, an actor who doesn't have to do much to look creepy.
Of course, the big news is the Mercedes-Benz is affordable. I guess its all relative, because a bag of Funyuns is affordable in my book.
We reported earlier on another Mercedes spot featuring Kate Upton, who was pretty much Ms. 2012, getting a car wash.
There is no word on whether we will see more of her in that particular teaser for the Super Bowl, but it's clear Mercedes is trying to get the most out of the woman who dominated pop culture last year.
As for you future car owners, please visit a dealership the old fashioned way. Because striking a deal with Dafoe is just not worth it.
Well, unless Upton is part of the deal; either way read the fine print.
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