I was talking to some friends and family the other day about the upcoming Wrestlemania Pay-Per-View and did not like what they were saying so I had to take action, here's what happened.
It started with a conversation with my little brother about the Streak vs. Mr. Wrestlemania. I am on HBK's side and believe he will do what no one has done before. My little brother on the other hand believes I am an idiot to think such a thing could happen.
When he told me there was no way HBK could possibly win I lost it and hit him with Sweet Chin Music and left him laying.
As I walked out of the house my step dad was pulling into the drive. When he got out of the car he began to praise Matt Hardy. This infuriated me, So I kicked him right in the gut and hit the Twist Of Fate.
But I was not done yet I was feeling a little DareDevilish. So i climbed to the top of the house and hit a 20 foot Swanton Bomb and left him laying as well.
I then made my way to the mall to do some shopping. That is when I ran into 24 of my ex-girlfriends. They all had thier own picks for the Diva Battle Royal. All of them pissed me off because I knew Chyna would return and win it all, so I threw each one over the rail and down to the lower level. I then left the mall and returned home.
This is where I ran into my brother-in-law. We had a heated discussion on who would win the Tag title unification match. He swore there was no way The Colons could beat Morrison and Miz. I started seeing red and as he turned to walk away I had no choice but to hit him with a back stabber and thats how he became my 27th victim that day.
I then had to go to my best friends house to visit him and his kids. He and his two young sons were all hyped up for the legends to beat Chris Jericho. Knowing better I hit the Codebreaker on them one after the other and left.
Later I took a flight up to New York and met AkD at the airport. He was going on and on and on about Shelton Benjamin winning the Money In The Bank. I then told him his shoe was untied, and when he knelt down to tie his shoe i could not resist hitting him with a Drive By Kick to the head.
Later on back at home I ran into my older brother. He told me he could not decide between John Cena and The Big Show to win the World Heavyweight Title. So I Speared him nearly in half and shouted at him YOU'RE WRONG, YOU'RE WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG.
Around midnight I came across a man getting tattoos just like Randy Orton's. I asked him what he was up to.
He replied he was getting ready to watch Randy Orton hurt Triple H and take his WWE Championship. I must have blacked out because when i awoke in handcuffs I was told I was under arrest for a string of attacks on many innocent victims. Ending in a Pedigree on a total stranger.
This is how my day ends. I hope I am out in time to catch Wrestlemania. I never miss Wrestlemania.
I hope you enjoyed this and understand none of this happened I just thought it would be kinda funny. Thanks for reading and please comment.
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