There are a lot of makeover-based reality shows on TV. I've seen my wife and her friends watch them (I never have, I swear).
Why can't we have a more masculine version where the teams with the ugliest or most boring jerseys are invited on, and an expert panel of judges and gurus of cool execute a uniform makeover? I doubt Chuck Norris is busy.
Well, if there was such a show, I'd be the executive producer since I came up with the idea. First, I would invite a whole bunch of college football and basketball teams, because there are a lot of terrible college uniforms.
Then I'd bring on some NHL teams since Canadians have a crazy sense of what's fashionable. Next would be the MLB teams, simply because we have to look at those jerseys for so many games all summer long.
And finally, the NBA and NFL teams, as their uniform issues are relatively minor compared to the rest.
And these would be the 20 teams on my initial guest list.