Steve Novak looks more like Nate Robinson's substitute teacher than his rival.
That's right—rival. We're going there. The NBA needs this. I need this.
After nailing a couple of shots against the Knicks at the Garden, Nate mocked Novak with his "Discount Double Check" belt celebration.
My man "Novakaine" retaliated with a smooth response, passively wishing "Little Nathan" luck with his dreams of becoming the next Steve Novak when he grows up.
Nathan soon gave Novak a shout-out on NBAtv, calling him his "favorite player in the whole wide world."
Let's pretend these guys can't exist in the same locker room.
Even if they could, there's still little chance they'd ever play together. There's just no way James Dolan would ever sign Nate Robinson again, reminding himself of the horror that played out during Isiah Thomas' reign of terror.
What am I saying? Of course he would.