I had just polished off the day's last snifter of Glover Teixeira Kool-Aid. I had donned my Glover Teixeira pajamas and was all set to clap off my Glover Teixeira floor lamp when I got to thinking: What if Glover Teixeira doesn't beat Quinton "Rampage" Jackson this Saturday at UFC on Fox 6?
That's when I knew the demons of doubt had invaded my brain. Luckily, I know just how to drive them out. While I'm waiting for Ronda Rousey to DM me back with instructions for making an effective tin foil helmet, I'm going to list the keys to Glover Teixeira's victory Saturday.
Did I mention that I think Glover Teixeira's going to win? Because I do think that.