In February, the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens will meet in New Orleans and go head to head in Super Bowl XLVII. Which, in case you haven't heard, is a pretty big deal.
If you're excited about the game, then you probably know all you need to know about the teams and players already. Or you think you do. Either way.
If you're not excited about the game, and plan to watch only because of societal pressure, then you're probably not interested in hearing anything about it.
Since we all agree that nobody is interested in my thoughts on the game, instead, how about I introduce you to some of the lovely ladies that will be cheering for each team?
Sounds amazing, I know. Beautiful women aren't a divisive issue. People enjoy looking at them and I enjoy writing about them. Everybody wins. Especially you.
And on that note, let's meet the ladies!