Wrestling Repeats: Same Character Different Names

John can be seen doing his best Shawn Michaels impersonation on every show on the WWE. He's one superkick away on the Miz from becoming a breakout star.

The only thing that differs between Morrison and HBK are his 30-pack abs. Don't act like you didn't notice also. Be jealous.

From the thousands of kids wearing his t-shirts, to the biggest arms in the biz today, right on down to the equally bad movies—John Cena is following Hogan's lead every step of the way.

Let's just hope he keeps all of his hair and recognizes when to call it quits.

It's too early to decide which superstar Swagger is trying to follow, Kurt Angle or Brock Lesnar, so I merged the two.

Swagger has the wrestling background, style, quick world-title appeal, and "swagger" of both men. The only thing undetermined is which path will he take.

Will he run out on the WWE for other fame or become one of the best ever?

Now many people would immediately think to his trainer HBK as Kendrick's comparison, but I disagree.

Yeah, he's got the Diesel-like bodyguard but the attitude leans toward Pillman. Kendrick is a high flyer and comes off a little bit out there.

Not unlike the deranged Pillman.

Over seven feet tall and more than 450 lbs., you can plainly see why the Big Show is compared to Andre the Giant. Now if only the Show could match Andre's superstar appeal.

Both men have faced the Undertaker as the next big big man. Both men have failed miserably to show an ounce of talent.

I, for one, am not missing the giant airbrushed suite or the horrible editions of the kiss cam.

No, no, no. It's not what you're thinking—Vladimir doesn't not remind me of the Rock.

I'm talking about an actual Brahma bull.

The man has zero personality, all he does is scrape his huge hoofs on the mat and charge in head first to his opponent and could easily be substituted for a sack of potatoes.

These two blond bombshells have a lot in common. Both have been associated with the late Andrew "Test" Martin and they both seemed to blossom overnight.

If you remember, Trish was very green before she went on to become one of the best Divas ever. Kelly Kelly is very young, and every time you flip on the TV her skills have greatly improved.

Everyday seems like a battle against King Kong Bundy at WM III for Rey Mysterio, which is why I compare him to famed midget wrestler Little Beaver.

I kid, I kid. Rey's one of the greatest little men—I mean, cruiserweights—in the biz.

This one's a no-brainier. Like father like son.

Both run around shaking the ropes, snorting and overpowering their opponents.

Batista has a lot of Ultimate Warrior-like qualities in him. Fortunately for the fans he can handle a match that last longer than 90 seconds.

This one truly is the Mini-Me comparison.

Hornswoggle is the Dink to Fit Finley's Doink. You have to love the WWE.