You know you made it in the NBA if you have a nickname.
Now, that's not always a good thing really, sometimes you "make it" for the wrong reason altogether.
Other times, the nickname you get is so terrible, you end up being known by that name for the rest of your career. The names on this list aren't necessarily bad, they're just, well, dumb.
Uncreative, boring or nonsensical. I think you get the idea.