Orton's Wild Night

Svyato Rovenchuk@TorontosClassicSenior Writer IApril 1, 2009

This article is strictly for entertainment purposes (all the talking is Orton).

One night Randy Orton decides to take a trip to the club.

He and this girl meet up and he asks her "Wanna do me?"

She tells him to piss off.

"What." Bam, RKO. "To hell with you."

He goes to the bartender and asks for a martini. The bartender tells him that he doesn't serve WWE superstars and he despises them.

Orton once again bam, RKO. "To hell with you."

So Orton heds over to play pool.

They tell him too many guys already.

So Orton Bam, bam, bam. Hits 3 RKOs. "Now can I play?"

Now they say there aren't enough players.

"Grrrrrrrrr."

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Hits RKOs on the rest.

"To hell with all of you."

The manager of the club comes and tells him to keep it down.

"How about I just shut you up!"

RKOs the manager.

Security comes.

RKOs all of them.

"Now to deal with the rest of the club."

RKOs everyone except one helpless kid.

The kid tells him he can go now. Orton agrees and Orton leaves.

A few seconds later...

"Oh ya, I forgot."

RKOs the kid. "Now I can go."

I know that wasn't that funny, but hope you like it anyway.

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