How to Date a Professional Athlete

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How to Date a Professional Athlete
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Lately it seems like there are a lot of ladies out there with a quest to land themselves a professional athlete. It probably has something to do with the inexplicable popularity of soul-sucking reality shows like The Real Housewives of Wherever, Baseball Wives and Basketball Wives

Not that the women on those shows are anything I'd want to aspire to, but I suppose the heart wants what the heart wants. And in this case, I imagine what the heart really wants is an American Express Black Card. But who am I to judge the life choices of someone else? This is America and we should all be free to be you and me. 

Which is why I've put together a list of some of the best ways snag an athlete. Most aren't based on any personal success, but rather some of the strategies I've gathered through research and observation. Some are very easily employed, while others have certain physical and financial requirements. 

Basically it has a little something for everyone. It'll probably be developed into a book at some point and later optioned for a major motion picture. I'll keep you posted. But in the mean time, let's dig in. 

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