Brett Favre is managing to stay active, recently playing in a heated match of dodgeball.
Busted Coverage brings us the scant details of an event that really should have mandated local news coverage, at the very minimum.
Instead, we settle for the couple of images and tweets that made their way out of what we would imagine was an amazing, gunslinging good time.
It all went down at the Temple Baptist Church's 5th Annual Dodge Ball Tournament, and this year's $30 entry got you the chance to compete as well as fire off a ball at Favre.
You can even see some of their pictures at their Facebook page, which is very light on the Brett Favre.
That brings us to our main point. Try as we might, we couldn't spot any other pictures or even video of this event. Here are some tweets from pleased fans, via Busted Coverage.
So it sounds like there was pretty much a massacre of smiling people giggling over the dodgeballs that just pummeled them in the face.
However, that's all we get.
In this age where pretty much everyone is walking around with essentially a top-of-the-line camera and video recorder in the form of their phone, we don't have but a few images from this event.
We leave it to you fine denizens of the Internet to find videos where they may lie, because there is no way a group of people saw Favre go full White Goodman and not record it.
We only wish we were there to see him bring in his minions of Globo Gym ringers to dominate this tournament of people who know not the kind of thunder he is bringing.
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