SALT LAKE CITY — My wife just cannot get enough of classic books/films set in the English countryside. She thinks Jane Austen and the Bronte sisters were better than Red Smith. As if. I try to pretend I'm interested, but the part that kills me is where the lovers get separated and don't see each other for months or years. After a lot of drama, they find their way back into each other's arms and realize they were meant to be together...
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