Come and knock on our door...
We've been waiting for you...
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.
Come and dance on our floor...
Take a step that is new...
We've a lovable space that needs your face,
Three's company too.
You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you...
Down at our rendezvous,
Three's company, too!
Standing at 7'", 485 pounds, from Tampa, FL...
The Big Show
Standing at 6'1", weighing in at 240 pounds, from West Newbury, Mass...
Introducing the World Heavyweight Champion:
Standing at 6'5", weighing in at 250 pounds, from Toronto, Canada...
YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...
With the WWE huge, spectacular, mega event WrestleMania 25 bursting on the scene this Sunday, many have come to wonder what the real main event of WrestleMania is. So I have decided to highlight all three "co-main events" (if you would like to say) and we will see, by each of your opinions, what the true main event of Wrestlemania 25 is.
In this first special article of The Showdown: Wrestlemania 25 Special, I will be featuring the triple threat match.
Many people feel it should've been a straight up one-on-one match (Cena vs. Edge) as do I, but if you take a look at this match you can't help to wonder what will go down at Wrestlemania.
This match is a main event-worthy match, but the question is:
Is it Wrestlemania main event-worthy?
Well, we will find out from our own opinions if you choose to watch Wrestlemania 25 to see what the main event is. No doubt this match will be exciting, but so will the Triple H vs. Randy Orton and the Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels bout.
To see what Cena, Show, and Edge will bring to the table this Sunday, I sat down with them in the first Triple Threat Showdown Interview. I didn't just stop there; I received more information on why each of them will walk out of Wrestlemania 25 as the World Heavyweight Champion.
Tyler: "Welcome to all three of you on this historic Showdown, it is great to have all three of you sit down with me to have this interview."
Edge: "Ha, here we go again. You know last time I was here on The Showdown, I got ripped off. There is no way Randy Orton is a better heel than me...no way. I have another question: How in the heck did Chris Jericho's name get in the topic? It was between me and Orton, how can Jericho be better than me when he is getting beat by a bunch of old guys, huh?"
Tyler: "Yeah I know, I know, but Edge those were the fans' opinions and some felt that Jericho was a better heel than both of you, so they have a right to their opinions."
Edge: "Yeah whatever, I know one thing, I won't lose and that is the World Heavyweight title, this is mine, mine I tell you."
Show: "Edge, did you go to the doctor yet? I think you might have a concussion from the Big Show KO because you are so wrong because I will be walking out champ at the Big Show which is Wrestlemania 25 and you know why, because I am the Big Show."
Cena: "Wait, wait, wait how rude of both you we are guest here on 'The Showdown' and neither of you give thanks for Tyler having us today. My apologies for the Big Slow and the dull Edge for not giving thanks. But when it comes to this Sunday, there will be only one and I mean one who will be able to make the claim to be World Heavyweight Champion and that is non other than John Cena, and when Raw comes around you will once again hear, 'The champ is here.'"
Edge: "You're damn right the champ is here and will always be here, because this belt is not leaving me, this belt is staying right where it is. First off, it looks best on me. Cena, you tarnish the belt when it's around you. You make it look hideous. Big Show, ha ha, the belt can't even fit your waist don't you think you should challenge for a belt that is your own size."
Show: "Ha, you know what Edge? I am not mad at all, you are right, I should go find a bigger belt, like Vickie found a bigger man if you know what I am saying Edge 'King Kong aint got nothing on me'."
Cena: "Ewww, Tyler I need some water I think I just threw up a little aw that is awful sight. Show and Edge I got one question how could you do such a thing, I am going to have nightmares tonight. Wait, not only am I going to have nightmares you affected me so bad my future kids are going to have nightmares. If I have a kid in the future and he/she comes up to telling me the had a dream about the boogey man I will know who exactly who they are talking about (Vickie)."
Edge: "Don't either of you disrespect my wife like that she is the love of my life. I know we had our problems in the past but after this Sunday, everything will be okay."
Tyler: "Okay that was great but I have a few questions: First is, with such great matches on this year's Wrestlemania, how do you each feel on how your match will compare to the others?"
Show: "It don't compare to the others, this is the best match at Wrestlemania for one reason only: I, the Big Show, will be part of this triple threat match."
Cena: "I know he is a pro-boxer and all but Big Slow you got beat down by Floyd Mayweather. I remember like it was yesterday, aw and Edge was beat down by the Undertaker. Yeah I know, I know, I don't have much room to talk as Orton retained against me and Triple H last year but this year will be different. But there are a few reasons why this will be the best match at Wrestlemania and have main event status:
- I get to beat the hell out of the Big Show and dull Edge
- When neither of them succeed of claiming the belt they will not be letting Free Willy to meet up the with the beast (Vickie)
And oh yeah, because I will once again become THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!"
Edge: "Cena, Cena man what are you talking about there is a reason they call me the opportunist. This Sunday will be my biggest chance to prove that I am the golden opportunist. I will find any mistake by either of you and will leave Wrestlemania as champion. This is why this match will be the best match, not only that I will prove that I am the top heel as Jericho will be beat by a bunch of old saggy man and Orton's 'Legacy' will fall flat on their face as they will be pedigreed to the mat and I will stand a lone as champion. As great as all that sounds, the highlight of the night will be between me and Vickie."
Tyler: "Nice to get each of your opinions and it was great to have you on "The Showdown." Now if you would like to give your last words before you go."
Big Show: "All I know is I will be champion and not only that Vickie will enjoy the Big Show this Sunday too when I become champion."
John Cena: "Yeah I am going to be sick for a week." (Edge jumps over Cena and starts attacking Show.)
Now all three man are going at it.
Edge grabs a chair and hits Cena over the head, as Edge was looking to do the same to the Big Show, he is launched in the air and choke-slammed through a table by the Big Show. Cena gets back up and picks up the 385 pound man and makes the earth quake after a huge slam.
In the end Cena stands alone.
Okay, that is the first article for the Wrestlemania special The Showdown. Don't forget to check out the future articles. I hope to get them done before this Sunday; I will let you all know when the work is finished.
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