The Hater's Guide to the NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round

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The Hater's Guide to the NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round
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So much to hate!

Last weekend's playoff games were a veritable smorgasbord of NFL-style hatred. Joe Webb alone could have filled an entire columns worth of snarky banter.

If you added in Mike Shanahan's stupidity, Ray Lewis' dancing and referee errors, you would've rivaled James Joyce's Ulysses both in length and amount of alcohol consumed while writing it.

This weekend, with the playoff chaff out of the way (lookin' at you DeAngelo Hall), maybe we can get down to some real football. What's that? The Ravens are still in the playoffs? What the ----? Texans too, huh? 

For readers who are new around these parts, here's the gist of the Hater's Guide. I hate your team. Which team? Your team...every team. I'm not really fond of you either. I don't play favorites. I'm picking every team to lose this weekend...every weekend.

Got it? If not, just read this again; sound out the words. Maybe you could have someone help you with the bigger words.

On to the hate!

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