Who Thought up the "Mankini"?!

It's five days from Wrestlemania 25 now.

I didn't watch "Raw" last night, but I did catch up on all the latest news of the WWE Universe. Rey defeats JBL, Cena gets his ass owned by Big Show and Edge, Shawn Michaels Sweet Chin Musics The Undertaker, Triple H and the McMahons brawl with Legacy, and Santino still wants to be in the 25-Diva Battle Royal at the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania.

Which is the topic of this article.

After ECW Diva Tiffany scores the win for her team in the 18-Diva Tag Team match by pinning Katie Lea Burchill, Santino Marella enters and proclaims that he is "a more dominant than all of a you." To prove his point, the Italian Superstar then reveals the "mankini" hiding under his bathrobe. Beth Phoenix, his girlfriend, insists that he put back on his clothes, but the "Champion of Planet Earth" still "danced around."

The divas were getting fed up with Santino, so they beat him up and threw him out of the Raw ring. Despite the divas' actions, the "Mandiva" still wants to be Miss Wrestlemania, even though the divas want him out.

This storyline is actually quite humorous, but when Santino revealed his "mankini," that took it to the next level of weirdness. Who could have thought up a thong with straps? And call it a mankini? Whoever did was probably having a bit of a hangover, or maybe the storyline is revolved around Santino's sexual orientation.

TWO Questions of The Article:         

1. Good or bad storyline?
2. What's going to happen at Wrestlemania (predictions)?      

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