Some people subscribe to the old adage “If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.” Which is pretty much bogus, considering winning honestly takes much more “trying” than cutting corners.
However, cheating has been around sports since the invention of the over-competitive jackoff, and it’s something we’ll have to deal with until the earth is but loam and winning no longer earns you hot women and a house in the Caymans.
The following examples show how cheaters go about their dirty work on the field of play. But do not—I repeat—do not try any of these at home, kids.
Don’t try them anywhere, actually.