Adam "Pacman" Jones made a guest appearance Tuesday on Michael "Cokehead Whoremonger" Irvin’s radio show. The fact that Pacman Jones and Michael Irvin were in the same studio together was enough to make planets start colliding with one another...but what Pacman had to say was priceless:
"I can help them win," Pacman said of the Cowboys. "That ain't no problem. I'm good for two wins a year by myself."
I'm with ya, Pac. At least two. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of Nashville. I hear the strippers take a punch much better in Dallas anyway...and the police...they're soft all over Texas.
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