It Won't Be Easy to Take Pride in Being an NHL Fan

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It Won't Be Easy to Take Pride in Being an NHL Fan
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By the time this is over, NHL fans inclined to buy a ticket to a game will feel like they’re purchasing smut. They’ll feel dirty afterwards, and slightly ashamed. They’ll want to take a shower. It’ll be like shaking hands with that uncle with the beady eyes and the inappropriate stories and the greasy hands.

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