Texans Get a New Nickname and Other AFC South Must-Reads
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So much for the "Bulls on Parade."
David Barron of the Houston Chronicle says the national media is down on the Texans, and he's coined a new nickname for them.
It's time for the "Elephants on Parade."
The line is a reference to one of the weirdest scenes from any Disney movie. It's a classic in which Dumbo gets drunk and hallucinates.
That has to be about how Houston fans are feeling these days.
Setting aside all the normal blather about momentum and attitude, the only relevant question to the Texans' postseason is whether or not they are good enough to win in New England and in Denver in back-to-back weeks.
We know they can beat the Broncos, but are they even capable of competing with the Pats should they be so fortunate as to play them?
Ironically, they may be the team best built to deal with bad weather in the AFC, so they could have a better chance against the top quarterbacks outside than inside.
It doesn't matter who is down on Houston right now. Their season isn't over quite yet.
They just need to get the elephants to stampede a little.
Phil Birnbaum of Sabermetric Research has great thoughts on the nature of luck in sports.
Scott Kacsmar of Bleacher Report lists the biggest flaw of each playoff team.
Pro Football Focus names an All-Pro team.
Barry Petchesky of Deadspin notes you can complete a full circle where each team beats another in 2012.
Tania Ganguli and Dale Robertson of the Houston Chronicle say the Texans are thin at linebacker.
Stephanie Stradley of the Houston Chronicle ponders whether the Texans can be fixed.
Paul Kuharsky of ESPN.com outlines the rules for teams wanting to interview Bruce Arians.
Kacsmar, this time on Colts Authority, tracks Luck's play.
Ben Savage of Colts Authority breaks down the Indy defense against Houston.
Tom Gower of Total Titans has a hard time picking an offensive MVP for 2012.
Kuharsky of ESPN.com thinks about the No. 2 pick.
Ryan O'Halloran of the Florida Times-Union has another name for the GM watch list.
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