Greetings and salutations, Bleacher Report readers. And welcome to the debut Cewsh Reviews article on your fair site. In short, we at Cewsh Reviews review wrestling shows, but there is always plenty more to talk about in the wrestling week. So now you'll be privy to our catalog of lists, rants, fashion critiques and whatever else happens to come up along the way. We're great, you're great, let's make some greatness together.
Today, we'll be examining the seven different kinds of people that every open wrestling fan will encounter at some point in their life. These people may turn out to be relatives, friends, acquaintances or the doctor who does the surgery to remove the cucumber after you challenge Brock Lesnar to a fight in a farmer's market.
Whoever they are, when they learn that you are a wrestling fan (due to your super awesome Tatanka t-shirt, no doubt), it is more than likely that every single one of them will fall into one of these categories. And while up until now you just had to rely on your quick wit and charm to diffuse a potentially awkward situation, the social scientists here at Cewsh Reviews have devised a foolproof method for dealing with each and every one of them.