Samoa Joe Wants You: The Newest Recruits to the "Nation of Violence"
A few weeks back, Samoa Joe made his return to TNA television and introduced us to his "Nation of Violence."
Joe has wreaked havoc on the likes of Scott Steiner and Sheik Abdul Bashir, but he hasn't been alone.
He has his trusty "samoan knife" that puts fear in all who cross it.
But is this it? Does "The Nation of Violence" only consist of Samoa Joe?
The answer is no and I have an exclusive list of the newest recruits to the "Nation of Violence."
Demetrus Stokes in no way condones domestic violence against men or women. This is just all in good fun! Enjoy!
Ryan Michael, rejoice! Everyone's favorite heel Randy Orton is the first member of the N.O.V.
He has I.E.D, he hears voices in his head, and he DDT's helpless women.
This is a well-deserved nod for Orton.
Whether he's Mankind, Cactus Jack or Dude Love, the man known as Mick Foley is regarded as the king of hardcore in the world of wrestling.
Barbed wire matches, Hell in a Cell matches, Foley has done it all and is an important member of Joe's nation.
You thought the nation was only open to wrestlers? Oh no!!
Look at this man! He's licking his Grammy!
And over the course of his life he put a few licks on Tina Turner.
Anybody who will beat someone for not trying a piece of cake belongs in the N.O.V.
Hey, even a violent nation needs some protection. The "fuzz" has special "benefits" that may get Samoa Joe and his crew out of trouble.
They beat the hell out of Rodney King. They can get away with anything.
Annie (From the movie "Misery")
Kathy Bates played this character who was a complete nut!
Annie is the first "diva" to join the N.O.V. and she brings with her knives, and hammers.
You have to put the innovator of violence in the group. Tommy Dreamer is a ECW legend who has had his share of classic, violent matches.
A two-by-four wrapped in barbed wire is the perfect weapon to go with the funny-looking knife Samoa Joe carries around.
Don't let the smile fool you....
This lady will cut your "junk" off. Need I say more?
Abdullah the Butcher
This guys "man-boobs" would scare the hell out of anyone!
In a group like this you always need someone young to take over when the leader can no longer handle the duties of leading the group.
Enter Chris Brown. He's just getting his "feet wet" with the violence thing. In a five to 10 years, he'll be ready to take over as leader of the N.O.V.
If you can get away with murder, there's a spot for you in the N.O.V. (see police officers)
What did the five fingers say to the side of the face?? SLAP!!!
Every gang needs money, and since Chris Brown won't be doing shows anytime soon, you have to get money the only other way possible.
Hold someone hostage! You can generate some ransom funds this way.
Rick James knows about this first hand as he's done it before. A great way to generate some cash.
The first class of recruits to the N.O.V. is 5-Star for sure! What do you think about the members of the "Nation of Violence"?