Weis and Belichick Sing (real), and Bill Belichick's Album (satire)

William  Berry by Senior Analyst Written on March 27, 2009
JACKSONVILLE, FL - FEBRUARY 4:  Bill Belichick, head coach of the New England Patriots, speaks at a pre Superbowl press conference February 4, 2005 at the Prime F. Osborn Convention Center in Jacksonville, Florida.  (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images) (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

For Editors: this is tagged for Charlie Weis.  Other than this there is no mention of him.

Gee, why would I use that tag?  Remove it and prove you are an imbecile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzbMP7pLRkA

If the link does not link, copy and paste it if you have not seen the Bon Jovi back up singers' video.

Fans of a certain NCAA team might like this video if they have not seen it yet.

The rest of the article is satire about Bill Belichick.

I recently bought a Macintosh computer with I-tunes.  I can copy songs from CDs into I-Tunes.  I have this thing called a library card.

I went to the New Bedford Public Library and was going through their CDs.

Although Vince McMahon sing hits from Porgy and Bess was tempting, I decided to pass.  The United States Air Force Band plays the best of Cream was interesting, but I also passed.  Blues Traveller Four was a definite, but the next album really caught my eye.

"Bill Belichick Sings his Favorites," definitely was worth a look. 

I check the date.  Don't want any of his Cleveland stuff.  It was copyright 2005, so I guess I was clear.

The first song was "Living on a Prayer."  Big surprise.  Everyone and their dog knows Belichick is a big Bon Jovi fan.  If you don't, see the link.

Record companies being what they are they decided Bill Bellichick sings Bon Jovi would not be a great idea.  The rest of the songs were eclectic to say the least.

Fever by Peggy Lee (?)

Oops, I Did It Again by Brittany Spears

Lawyers, Guns, and Money by Warren Zevon

Countin' Flowers on the Wall by the Statler Brothers

Mars: The Bringer of War by Holst (?)

Stonehenge by Spinal Tap

To Dream the Impossible Dream by Richard Kiley

Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio

Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin

I Can't Get No Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones

There were more but I decided to pass.  I got the Travelling Wilburys instead.

Note: This is satire.  No such album exists.  One can not sing a symphony piece.

Vote Now! - Author Poll

Do you know any songs you'd like to hear Belichick sing?

  • Horse with No Name by America
  • I'm Leaving on a Jet plane sung by somebody whose name I forget
  • The Theme from Flipper! by someone whose name I never knew
  • Other, in comment.
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Results - Author Poll

Do you know any songs you'd like to hear Belichick sing?

  • Horse with No Name by America

    100.0%
  • I'm Leaving on a Jet plane sung by somebody whose name I forget

    0.0%
  • The Theme from Flipper! by someone whose name I never knew

    0.0%
  • Other, in comment.

    0.0%
  • Total votes: 1
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