NFL players, coaches and fans could hardly care less about the Pro Bowl. Well, the Pro Bowl game.
When it comes to naming the roster, though, it's suddenly the most important thing in the world. Player bonuses ride on it, fans are desperate to see their favorite players go and their favorite team represented.
With the NFL's post-Christmas announcement of the 2013 Pro Bowl rosters, we now know who got a Hawaiian vacation in their stocking... and who got a lump of coal.
Who were the luckiest players in the NFL this Christmas? Who were the naughtiest kids who still got what they asked for? Who on the nice list are still sitting glumly in the corner?
Hit "Next" to find out.