Tarzan is an athletic, good-looking guy. After all, he had to survive in the jungle by himself for years.
Unless your name is Casey Hampton, you generally need to be in shape to play in the NFL. Players are big, fast and, in many cases, good-looking. But some play more like Tarzan's damsel-in-distress Jane than the hunter raised by great apes.
Which players look Tarzan but wouldn't last a day in the jungle?