WWE Films: A WWE Tragedy

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See No Evil

Here are some quotes from people that saw WWE mid-carder Kane in a horror film. By the way, why use Kane? He's a scary looking dude, but can the WWE expect many profits from him if he's treated as a mid-carder?

Devoid of suspense. I was bored.

You would think that a pornography director would be a decent fit for a slasher movie...Yet Gregory Dark seems unable to make the transition.

A loathsome, repugnant slasher/thriller.

It's deliberate exploitation, but not clever enough to be much fun.

Feels like an eternity, making one wish the killer would hurry up so that the end credits can roll and we could all be done with this bloody mess.

If it carries the faint odour of freshly carved teenage flesh, plus a soupcon of plucked eyeball, then you’ve sniffed out See No Evil.

See No Evil is packed with cliches from countless other teen slasher films, making for a predictable, scare-free waste of time.

I also indeed saw this film and I was very disappointed by its lack of suspense in the film. By the way this was WWE Film's first movie, sorry for the mistake with The Marine.

This was some random killer killing teenagers by ripping out eyeballs. Well that's different. Anyways there were some very gory and scenes with a decent atmosphere, but its good qualities were demolished by its terrible qualities.

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