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TORONTO - NOVEMBER 11: Alexei Ponikarovsky #23 of the Toronto Maple Leafs checks Mike Komisarek #8 of the Montreal Canadiens during their NHL game at the Air Canada Centre on November 11, 2006 in Toronto, Ontario. The Leafs beat the Canadiens 5-1. (Pho

Dear leaf fan:
If you can not read this, please put down your Molson, and please look at the standings section in the NHL page there you will clearly see that there is a big eleven by the name of your favorite team, the Maple Leafs. Then look at your biggest rival, Montreal and notice they have a big five by there name. Now after you have performed this simple task, please consider cheering for a winning franchise. Bottom line : BECOME A HABS FAN!!!!

2. We invented the Famous go habs go! what you do? copy of it

MONTREAL - JANUARY 24: A young fan cheers during the mascot game as part of the 2009 NHL All-Star weekend on Jaunary 24, 2009 at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Canada. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

This is about the only cheer in sports were people that speak 2 different languages understand. Go habs go in french would be allez habs allez.
And what do you do in Toronto? you come up with the copy-like go LEAFS (!!!??)
go. So Toronto fans. learn this. COULD YOU THINK OF AN ORIGINAL IDEA FOR ONCE ? PLEASE!

1. We have one almost double your stanley cups, 24 to 13 to be exact

MONTREAL- NOVEMBER 22: The scoreboard at the Bell Centre displays images of Patrick Roy with Stanley Cup banners and retired numbers in the background before the game between the Boston Bruins and Montreal Canadiens at the Bell Centre on November 22, 200

Now Leaf fans, the picture you are witnessing is not just the amount of retired numbers we have (see slide 8), but is also the amount of Stanley Cups we have one. Now, let's perform a simple math lesson. The next time you see a shot of the bell center, count the number of Stanley banners that are hanging from the rafters. You will count 1,2,3,4,.... 24 banners. Now , then next time you are attending a Leafs game, count the number of Stanley Cup banners you see
1,2,3,4,5.... 13 banners, which is still a good amount considering some teams have only basketball banners hanging from there rafters, but lets do some simple kindergarten math and see that 24-13=11. That is eleven more cups. So do you want more banners for your favorite team?
THEN BECOME A HABS FAN!!!!!!