Kris Humphries pretended to urinate with a bottle of Patron tequila recently, all because the DJs up in the club wouldn't cease playing Kanye West songs.
If that sounds ridiculous, bizarre and out of the ordinary, good.
In a story that began the second Humphries said "I do" to marrying Kim Kardashian, it only makes sense the latest chapter in this silly saga would be the NBA player pretending to pee with some Patron.
For the uninitiated, and there aren't many of you, Humphries was married for all of 72 days to Kanye West's current boo, Kim Kardashian.
It's also safe to say the Brooklyn Nets big man and West don't get along.
It seems fans outside the arena like to chide Humphries in every way imaginable as well. The deejays at the club decided to play one West hit after another until Humphries snapped, and snapped he did:
Our source, who watched Humphries foul out until 4 a.m., says deejays Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones played a list of West’s tunes, and by the time they got to “Mercy” and “Clique,” Humph was on fire.
“He took a bottle of Patron that he didn’t pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,” says the source. “Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.”
The faux urination is one thing, but it seems the night started off cold for Humphries. The report cites a person at the club who stated, "He was trying to talk to every girl in there and was getting turned down by every girl he spoke to."
As the report reminds us, earlier that night was rough on the 27-year-old as well. His team lost to the crosstown-rival New York Knicks. Humphries played for 18 minutes, shot three times and missed every last attempt.
He failed to score during and after the game.
What's more, he can't even let off some steam at the club without getting bullied by the deejays. If he hadn't poured out some perfectly good Patron, I might actually feel sorry for him.
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