Does Your Girlfriend Remind You of This NBA Fangirl?

Dan FavaleFeatured ColumnistDecember 21, 2012

There's extremely funny, there's masterfully hysterical, and then there's NOC's Every NBA Fan's Girlfriend that is taking the Association by storm.

To call this this hilarious would be a gross understatement. She tailors her impression of every NBA fan's significant other to each individual franchise.

Mockery reigns supreme here, but it's done in a way where every fan can appreciate the embellished sentiments that are offered.

A personal favorite of mine, would have to be the impersonation of a Denver Nuggets fan's girlfriend:

I would legalize the crap out of Danilo Gallinari.

Even Golden State Warriors fans can find appreciation for the shots taken at both Stephen Curry and Andrew Bogut:

Once, I thought I was dating Steph Curry and it turned out to be just a really athletic fourth grader.

It was almost as bad as the time I thought I was dating Andrew Bogut and it turned out to be Andrew Bogut.

Get the point?

Better yet, can you relate?

Undoubtedly, we've all had one person in our lives who either doesn't know the game as well as we do or mocks are very being as a fan.

Sometimes, such satire doesn't make sense or actually cuts to the core. Other times, it can be downright convivial.

As a New Yorker, my own girlfriend never pointed out to me that Carmelo was "a kind of candy." Nor has she ever asked if "Kit-Kat" was running the point. She has, however, asked if Chris Paul is related to the actor Alfonso Ribeiro, who played Carlton Banks in the television show The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

True story.

Have you experienced any similar situations portrayed in the video above?

Let us know.



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