If you ever wondered what the better half of every hoop head out there was thinking, the people over at The NOC have answered.
They bring you, once again, the girlfriend of every sports fan.
The last we saw her, she was sounding off on each and every team in the NFL, going so far as to deliver some accents for the more exotic places, like Tennessee.
This video is no different, as the most absurd aspect of every NBA team is brought to light. If that weren't enough, we get proof that our everyman girlfriend here has some pipes as she belts out a song from Oklahoma! (:12 second mark) for fans of Oklahoma City.
It's tough to pick my favorite part, but I definitely enjoyed her take on the Warriors (2:03 minute mark).
Once, I thought I was dating Steph Curry, and it turned out to be just a really athletic fourth-grader. It was almost as bad as the time I thought I was dating Andrew Bogut, and it turned out to be Andrew Bogut.
Poor Andrew Bogut.
Not only is every NBA team covered, the Seattle Supersonics get some love. Well, not too much, because everyone left.
Keep them coming, because we can't get enough of every fan's girlfriend.
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