CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- If you have any kind of life whatsoever, you probably don't realize the significance of today, Wednesday, Dec. 19. Yes, of course, it's Warren Sapp's birthday. It's six days before Christmas. And, if you mix Internet crazies with the end of the Mayan calendar and the alignment of the winter solstice and Milky Way, you'll get that it's two days before the end of the world.
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