Massacre at WWE's Wrestlemania 25 (humor)

Scott Beeby by Senior Analyst Written on March 25, 2009
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JUNE 15:  MVP during the WWE Smackdown at Acer Arena on June 15, 2008 in Sydney, Australia.  (Photo by Gaye Gerard/Getty Images) (Photo by Gaye Gerard/Getty Images)

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Several of the WWE's wrestling superstars have been rushed to a near by medical facility after tragedy struck at Wrestlemania 25.

In what can only be described as tragic circumstances, the wrestling career of 'MVP' is in jeopardy after a match that won't be soon forgotten by the Houston locals.

It all started in the Money In The Bank ladder match where 8 men were involved, 7 of which are now in a critical condition. During the match Mark Henry and Kane were simultaneously climbing opposite sides of a ladder when it buckled under there tremendous combined weight.

Unfortunately for the other superstars in the match, every competitor was in the ring at the time of the accident.

Most of the superstars escaped with only a few broken bones, but the worst injury was to MVP who happened to be under the ladder at the time. One doctor said that it'll be a miracle if he ever competes again.

Ironically the only wrestler not in hospital is Mark Henry.

We'll update you when more details become available...

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