Mediocrity, thy name is Brandon Alisoglu.
But you didn't actually expect I wouldn't come back for more punishment, did you? I'm a Detroit Lions fan. I can handle it.
Besides, I didn't lose you any money last week. Well, except for the vig. But that's more like the price of admission or an entertainment fee.
And you can't put a price on entertainment.
You can? That's why movies are $10?
In that case, I was just sandbagging my Week 16 NFL picks against the spread. Because nothing worth having in life is free.
I'll stop now.
Last Week's Record: 8-8
Season Record: 106-116-2
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