Where Is Michael Vick?

Ladd by Correspondent Written on March 25, 2009
6 Jan 2002: Quarterback Michael Vick #7 of the Atlanta Falcons scrambles against the St. Louis Rams at the Dome at America's Center in St. Louis, Missouri. DIGITAL IMAGE. Mandatory Credit: Elsa /Getty Images

Michael Vick has left federal prison so he can appear at a bankruptcy hearing next week.

“The U.S. Bureau of Prisons Web site showed Wednesday that Vick was no longer at the federal penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kan. It listed his status as ‘in transit.’

It was not clear when he left, or where he was. But two weeks ago, U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Frank Santoro demanded that Vick to testify at an April 2 hearing in Newport News about whether his Chapter 11 bankruptcy plan should be confirmed. Another judge issued a court order directing federal marshals to bring the former Atlanta Falcons quarterback to Virginia for the hearing.”

Oh, God damn. We are so screwed. Somebody needs to locate Jack Bauer immediately. He’s probably driving a van right now with his right hand while holding a tracking device in his left hand. And he has Chloe O’Brien on the other line telling him where Vick is and when all the traffic lights are gonna turn green. Eventually he’s gonna collide with Vick’s transit vehicle and rush Vick off to some secluded place where nobody can find him. Hurry! Time is of the essence.

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