Seriously, I regurgitated a little bit in my mouth when I saw this on the news. Tim Tebow’s infamous speech following the Gators' loss to Ole Miss was nauseating enough having seen it uninterruptedly on ESPN for a week straight. During to the college football season, I thought we had seen the last of this. Unfortunately, I was misguided.

The Gator QB’s speech itself even has a name, titled "The Promise," and is now inscribed on a plaque that is fixated on a wall outside of the entrance of Florida’s football building. Gag me.

What’s next, a statue? Is the state of Florida going to make this their anthem? I wouldn’t be surprised. Everyone loves the golden boy quarterback who seems to be perfect. I hate to tell you, but everyone who seems "flawless" has closet problems. I could see the Heisman winner performing a ‘Tebowoscopy’ on some little kids. It looked like he took pleasure in giving little Filipino boys circumcisions.

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