Tebow's Speech Inscribed on Wall: I Just Puked in My Mouth

Bare KnucksAnalyst IMarch 25, 2009

MIAMI - JANUARY 08:  Quarterback Tim Tebow #15 of the Florida Gators moves to pass the ball during the FedEx BCS National Championship Game against the Oklahoma Sooners at Dolphin Stadium on January 8, 2009 in Miami, Florida.  (Photo by Donald Miralle/Getty Images)

Seriously, I regurgitated a little bit in my mouth when I saw this on the news. Tim Tebow’s infamous speech following the Gators' loss to Ole Miss was nauseating enough having seen it uninterruptedly on ESPN for a week straight. During to the college football season, I thought we had seen the last of this. Unfortunately, I was misguided.

The Gator QB’s speech itself even has a name, titled "The Promise," and is now inscribed on a plaque that is fixated on a wall outside of the entrance of Florida’s football building. Gag me.

What’s next, a statue? Is the state of Florida going to make this their anthem? I wouldn’t be surprised. Everyone loves the golden boy quarterback who seems to be perfect. I hate to tell you, but everyone who seems "flawless" has closet problems. I could see the Heisman winner performing a ‘Tebowoscopy’ on some little kids. It looked like he took pleasure in giving little Filipino boys circumcisions.

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