Johnny Manziel Loses to Mom and Girlfriend at Bowling, Becomes Even More Likable

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Johnny Manziel Loses to Mom and Girlfriend at Bowling, Becomes Even More Likable
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Johnny Football will never be referred to as Johnny Bowling. 

Something tells me he is perfectly fine with that and will continue leading what is turning into quite the charmed life. 

Busted Coverage spotted quite the horrible bowling game from a man who is otherwise a remarkable athlete. Yes, we like him better knowing he has some sort of Kryptonite

It just so happens it's a sport dominated by the out-of-shape and sedentary. 

All of this new knowledge on the Heisman winner comes from the Twitter feed of Johnny Manziel's girlfriend, Sarah Savage

Here is a tweet she sent out back in June of this year.

 

It's followed by another tweet with the final score.

 

Photo Credit: Sarah Savage Twitter

Yes, that is a pitiful score of 103 by the man who would later claim the Heisman as a freshman. 

Look, we suck at bowling too, Johnny. The only thing we might be good at is Wii bowling and that's only considered a sport when we've had a few adult beverages. 

It's nice to know that you aren't good at everything, making you far more accessible than this super-duper football dude with a great nickname. 

Now someone put the bumpers up on the lane Johnny Football is bowling before he kills someone. 

 

Hit me up on Twitter for more Heisman hilarity. 

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