Johnny Football will never be referred to as Johnny Bowling.
Something tells me he is perfectly fine with that and will continue leading what is turning into quite the charmed life.
Busted Coverage spotted quite the horrible bowling game from a man who is otherwise a remarkable athlete. Yes, we like him better knowing he has some sort of Kryptonite.
It just so happens it's a sport dominated by the out-of-shape and sedentary.
Here is a tweet she sent out back in June of this year.
Love bowling with my boy @jmanziel15and his momma. This is the only game we can beat him at :)— Sarah Savage (@Sarah_Savage13) June 21, 2012
It's followed by another tweet with the final score.
Yes, that is a pitiful score of 103 by the man who would later claim the Heisman as a freshman.
Look, we suck at bowling too, Johnny. The only thing we might be good at is Wii bowling and that's only considered a sport when we've had a few adult beverages.
It's nice to know that you aren't good at everything, making you far more accessible than this super-duper football dude with a great nickname.
Now someone put the bumpers up on the lane Johnny Football is bowling before he kills someone.
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