So I'm sat watching a dodgy feed of Tottenham's match with Everton. Spurs are 1-0 up going into injury time and everything's right with the world. At that moment I was called away from the game to attend to some sort of family emergency in the kitchen that couldn't possibly be tended to without my involvement. The type of incident that I imagine any reader with a wife and young child will be entirely familiar with.
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