Hockey players usually find a way to keep their sense of humor.
The grind of a season that lasts more than six months (usually) and 82 games complete with travel and tension often lends itself to funny moments. Since hockey players are men playing a boy's game, they find a way to make a witty and insightful comment about the absurdity of the situation.
Here is a look at the 20 funniest hockey quotes of all time. Feel free to add some that I missed; there are so many good ones. Enjoy this list; I hope it brings a smile to fans' faces while we await the end of the lockout.